(On the Ferry)

Sailor: You have to go downstairs now
Man, holding two bags of sick: But I’m not very well
Sailor: You’ll be just as unwell down there

Backstage – «Der Fluch des Don Quijote»

(Overheard Bhf Bern)

Mutter und Tochter vorm Haribo Laden
M: Alles nur Süsses hier, das ist nicht gesund für dich.
T: Ja, du bist auch nicht gesund für mich.

On set – «Intermission»

(Café in Unst)

Waitress 1: Put on some music will you?
Waitress 2 whispers smth inaudible to the Alexa
Waitress 1: What are you whispering to Alexa for?
Waitress 2: I don’t like talking to her
sound from Alexa
Waitress 2: OMG! She is whispering back!

Rehearsals – «Ernst»

(Coffeeshop in Kirkwall)

Husband: What do you want?
Wife: We’ve been together for 30 years.
Choose me a bloody cake, man!

In transit – «Palace»

(Overheard on the tram)

Boy: … what if spiders were to create us?
Mother: But we’re already created, Colin.

Backstage – Schauspielhaus Wien

(Coffeeshop in Kirkwall)

Cook: You’re tanned! Have you been in the garden or something?
Patron: Maldives
Cook: Ha! Maledives up the hill!
Patron: I’ve been to Hoy, it was bloody tropical!

On set – «Die Einzigen»

PORTFOLIO STAGE (selection)

MIT EINEM FUSS DRAUSSEN

Adaptation for the stage of Anais Meier's novel | Neues Theater Dornach | dramaturge, writer | 2024

DER FLUCH DES DON QUIJOTE

Original musical | Neues Theater Dornach | writer, songwriter | 2023

DIE FAHRENDE BRÜCKE

Original play | Neues Theater Dornach | writer | 2021

ERNST

Collaborative play | BONZO Collective Berne | writer, dramaturge | 2019

ENGLISH MONDAYS

Bi-monthly event | Schauspielhaus Vienna | organiser, host | 2015–17

PORTFOLIO SCREEN (selection)

UNSERE KLEINE BOTSCHAFT

Sitcom | Fidelio Films | staff writer | 2025–

MALONEY

Crime comedy series | C-Films Zurich | staff writer | 2024–

BEATRIX

Short film | Cineworx Basel | writer, actor | 2013

GOLDEN BOY

Short film | ZhdK Zurich | writer, director | 2012

IN DEVELOPMENT

CODENAME GARFIELD

Crime comedy series | co-creator

BURNING DESIRE

Satirical series | Catpics Zurich | co-headwriter

P-26

Historical comedy series | Filmgerberei Zurich | staff writer

MORD IM GRANDHOTEL

Murder mystery series | Turnus Film & Moovie | co-writer

INTERMISSION

Feature film | Lomotion Bern | writer, co-director

PORTFOLIO OTHER POSITIONS (selection)

THE ONLY ONES

Tilt Productions Zurich, SRF | actor | 2017

SKETCHES OF LOU

2:1 Productions Zurich | actor | 2015

LECTURER

Institut für Sprachkunst | Universität der Angewandten Künste, Vienna | 2025

CAPTAIN ON MS JURA

The best summer job of all | 2014–2020