(On the Ferry)
Sailor: You have to go downstairs now
Man, holding two bags of sick: But I’m not very well
Sailor: You’ll be just as unwell down there
Backstage – «Der Fluch des Don Quijote»
(Overheard Bhf Bern)
Mutter und Tochter vorm Haribo Laden
M: Alles nur Süsses hier, das ist nicht gesund für dich.
T: Ja, du bist auch nicht gesund für mich.
On set – «Intermission»
(Café in Unst)
Waitress 1: Put on some music will you?
Waitress 2 whispers smth inaudible to the Alexa
Waitress 1: What are you whispering to Alexa for?
Waitress 2: I don’t like talking to her
*sound from Alexa*
Waitress 2: OMG! She is whispering back!
Rehearsals – «Ernst»
(Coffeeshop in Kirkwall)
Husband: What do you want?
Wife: We’ve been together for 30 years.
Choose me a bloody cake, man!
In transit – «Palace»
(Overheard on the tram)
Boy: … what if spiders were to create us?
Mother: But we’re already created, Colin.
Backstage – Schauspielhaus Wien
(Coffeeshop in Kirkwall)
Cook: You’re tanned! Have you been in the garden or something?
Patron: Maldives
Cook: Ha! Maledives up the hill!
Patron: I’ve been to Hoy, it was bloody tropical!
On set – «Die Einzigen»
PORTFOLIO STAGE (selection)
PORTFOLIO SCREEN (selection)
IN DEVELOPMENT
PORTFOLIO OTHER POSITIONS (selection)
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